Guess Who

You ______ me?

Jessica Simpson sing the chorus

Jessica Simpson – (Eminem)
(CHORUS)
When you walked through the _______
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … _______ (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really _______ you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who (chicka) made you *cough, cough*

(VERSE ONE)
Back by popular demand
Now pop a little Zantac or ant'-acid if you can
You're ready to tackle any task that is at ______
How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady man… no don’t massacre the _____
Damn, I think Kim Kardashians a man
She stomped him just cause he asked to put his hands
On her massive Gluteus maximus again
Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to her friend
Can he come back as nasty as he can
Yes he can, can, don’t ask me this again
He does not mean to lesbian offend
But Lindsay please come back to seeing men
Samantha’s a 2, You’re practically a _______
I know you want me _______,
In fact I see your grin
(Now come in girl)



(VERSE TWO)
The enforcer, looking for more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her
Sorry Portia, but what’s Ellen DeGeneres
Have that I don't, are you telling me tenderness?
Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
Give me my ventolin inhaler and 2 xenedrine
And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to ______ then
Nail her, 'Baby say hello to my little friend'
Brit f’rget K-Fed let’s cut off the middle man
Forget him or your ______ end up in the hospital again
And this time it won’t be for the Ritalin binge
Forget them other men, girl pay them little atten-tion
A little did I mention, that Jennifer's in-
Love with me John Mayer so sit on the bench
Man I swear them other guys you give ‘em an inch
They take a mile, they got style, but it isn't ______

(VERSE THREE)
And that’s why… my ______
You'll never live without,
I know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out
And baby, you know, you know you want me too
Don’t try to deny it baby, I’m the only one for you
(Fart)
Damn girl I’m beginning to sprout an Alfalfa
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out
You think that’s bad you should hear the rest of my _____
Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia
Man Cash, I don’t mean to mess up your gal but
Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth (brrp)
Wowzers, I just made a mess of my trousers
And they wonder why I keep dressing like ______
Lord help us he's back in his pink Alf shirt
Looking like someone shrinked his outfit
I think he’s about to ______
Jessica rest assure, ________’s here to rescue ya
Can you blame me?
You’re my Amy, I’m your Blake
Matter fact make me a ___________
With a saw blade in it to make my jail break
Baby, I think you just met your soul mate
(Now break it down girl)




I omitted all the Chorus, except the first one.

Kisses.

Nacho.

I´m glad to present you, my robot called Flogger. He is really energetic and in this moment he is in a bar, stand up on a table dancing because he is really drunk hahahhaha. The people seeing him, are all robots but they are not so inteligent as flogger is. Because he has a MicroChips System Código: 645F35D1 that´s allow him to do differents thigs, special´s one.

I like very much this activity, I put it in favourites.

Kisses...

Nacho.

WANTED!

A skater boy is wanted, he had broken many traffic rules and he had avoided a police officer. He is really energetic and, in my opinion, the best with the skate. Please help us and catch him. Another reference, he is so recognized that Avril Lavigne and her band made him a song with his name "Skater Boy".